Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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