Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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