oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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