Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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