I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never underestimate the power of titties
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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