its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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