Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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