Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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