rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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