You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
