how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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