Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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