i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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