I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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