Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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