thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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