I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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