You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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