i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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