I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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