Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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