alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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