I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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