What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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