you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
