But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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