garbage
garbage dick
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you win
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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