my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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