last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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