The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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