Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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