So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
a search helicopter?!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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