People in love make me want to vomit
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
