Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Watching her eat just hurts me
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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