I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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