My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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