Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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