If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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