If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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