Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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