Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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