How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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