it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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