we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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