Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Text me some of your sweat
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