i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
