You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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