i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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