We won't sleep together?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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