I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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