And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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