I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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