I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
