one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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