I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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