It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
my sisters under your porch take her home
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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