If that was your dad, he is hot
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
