id be glad to
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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